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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Primary Election

So there's no one and nothing for which I am truly interested in lending my voting support during the primaries, with the possible exception of Libertarian Bill Peirce for Ohio governor. (Espeically like his insistence on ending eminent domain abuse.)

But the lack of inspiration depresses me a bit. When did an honest desire to participate in the democratic process come to require a willingness to compromise for "as good as it's going to get?" Idealism sucks sometimes.

But don't forget to decide for yourself.

As an aside, though, a neighboring district has a candidate named Zack Space. To me this is a super cool name that should belong to a fifties comic book superhero in a red-and-yellow caped costume and laser gun. If only I could vote for him.

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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Questioning Blocks

As a follow up to live Super Mario: Dan pointed me towards a story I somehow missed hearing about, although it happened less than a month ago about fifteen minutes away from where I live - five girls in the quaint Ohio hamlet of Ravenna got in trouble for placing life-size Mario-style question blocks around town. Apparently the authorities soon came to their senses and didn't charge the girls as they had threatened to (not quite sure what they could charge them with anyway). But seriously. If this were a few years into the future, the police department would most likely be comprised of people who had played Mario as kids and found this stunt funny, as it was supposed to be.

And although this probably isn't the type of victory the feminists exactly want to see, I think it's kind of cool a bunch of girls are wreaking video-game-related havoc. Next let's storm G4 and recruit Morgan Webb to lead us to world domination.

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Where's Neil When You Need Him?

Here's the details on the forthcoming Neil Gaiman tribute album, which features some fantastic artists. Particular favorites: Thou Shalt Not, who released a new album less than a month ago that I haven't picked up yet, and Tapping the Vein who have seriously been recording their new album for about three years now. No pressure, kids, just want to hear the new stuff.

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Friday, April 28, 2006

Performance Art Reaches New Heights

I'm not quite sure why this is so funny, but somehow it is: Super Mario re-enactment.

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Just Because

Wes Anderson's American Express commericial. Confirming my illusions that being a filmmaker is a sexy, sexy job.

Also just discovered his next film will be an animated adaptation of Roald Dahl's Fantastic Mr. Fox, about which I am mightily intrigued.

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Atlas Shrugging

Okay, now I flatter myself that I am one of that rare breed - a rather sensible fan of Ayn Rand's books. Love the principles of individualism, hate the tendency towards cultish dogmatism. But even I am terrified by the idea of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie playing the heroes of Atlas Shrugged. They're just not going to even come close, especially in the limited movie time frame given. I don't even want to imagine the ire that will be unleashed in the official circles of Randians if this comes to pass ... actually, yes I do. I may try and find some more strident reactions later - because while I do object to some of Rand's tenets, I object to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie even more.

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Call in the Mercenaries?

In the absence of a viable alternative, is the international community's aversion to what some call 'mercenarism' stronger than its will to fight genocide?

A discussion on the possibility of hiring private military firms to secure unstable areas in Darfur. No, the notion of mercenaries doesn't exactly jive with humanitarian efforts, but maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to expand our definition of "humanitarian." If a private security force could protect an NGO such as Save the Children so that the NGO could actually do its job and help people who need it, isn't that more humanitarian than waiting on convoluted government policy to finally deliver results? At the very least, it's worth a shot - after all, could the Sudanese situation get that much worse than it is now?

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Monday, April 24, 2006

Cuppa

Yay! Somebody else finally creates a computerized solution for a problem I'm too lazy to fix on my own - a tea brewing timer! Of course, I can't use it until I manage to get my iBook out of suspended animation, but I remain optimistic that this will happen shortly.

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Friday, April 21, 2006

The Juiceman and Michael J. Nelson

If you haven't checked in at Michael J. Nelson's site recently, I suggest you do so. Should you follow my suggestion, you will be treated to infomercial juiceness, Iron Chef bizarreness, and text MST3K-ing of Congo:

REVIEW: Until I saw this film, the only thing I knew about the Congo was what I learned from the Billy Joel song, "We Didn't Start the Fire." Apparently, according to Mr. Joel, there were "Belgians in the Congo." When they were there and why remains a mystery, as he did not elaborate. But I now know that, in addition to Belgians, Ernie Hudson was in the Congo. Granted, it doesn't significantly contribute to my education, but it's more than is offered by, say, Billy Joel's other song, Pressure, which doesn't teach diddly about the Congo.

Enjoy!

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Important Space News

NASA is working on the creation of an antimatter-powered spaceship. Then they're going to take it to Mars. I think that this should be a priority project, so that there's a chance I could see it happen in my lifetime. Because it would be really cool.

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Hacking MySpace

As if on cue ... after posting my MySpace rant, I found Mike Davidson's brilliant design hack. I've been in the process of creating a new MySpace CSS skin but it's been slow going because a) the markup code is beyond confusing, b) you can't use certain CSS code characters, and c) I'm not sure I really care enough to figure it out. But with the hardest work already done in this hack, I might give it another shot.

Anyone want me to hack their own MySpace page? This is an example of what the hack can accomplish. I'm thinking of offering this as a service for my design business, so if you're interested I'll see if I can make it work. At the very least I can give you a better color scheme and prettier link effects.

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

All About MySpace

Of course I hate MySpace. I know of no self-respecting user who doesn't hate it, despite the fact we're all on it at least once a day.

My burning dislike of it, however, is mostly based on its horrible, horrible design. Not to mention its built-in capacity for users to make it even more horrible. Do you realize the terror struck into a designer's heart when viewing a profile with a tiled picture background, bright lime green text, and sparkly animated gifs? It's all the 1995 technique we though long and happily dead and buried back in full force. 90% of the modified profiles I see on MySpace are literally unreadable. I have to highlight text in order to read it, horizontally scroll to see information that should all be on one screen, and try to make out what's in that faded headline or picture. Why would you deliberately fade out all the essential elements on your profile page? None of it makes any sense. (Further despair in the article "Is 'Ghetto' a Design Choice?".)

If you manage to make it past the design, then you can get disgusted by the content. Now, I'm a pretty open, forward-thinking feminist, but even I feel compelled by the semmingly endless, tedious parade of wannabe porn stars to suggest they all find another method of building self-esteem that doesn't require the superficial praise of bored male teenagers and perverts. I'm geninuely, seriously sickened by the number of girls, most of them under twenty and in college, who list their ultimate life goal in their profiles as appearing in Playboy. That's all you can come up with? Glad to see that degree someone, probably not you, is shelling out tens of thousands of dollars for is going to go to good use. You know, there's empowerment and rebellion, and then there's exploitation. I don't think this is truly either ... I think it's just sad.

Oh, and on the other side of this, to all the guys in general on MySpace - just because I am a young single woman without any obvious disfigurement who happens to reside within your 75-mile radius, I do not necessarily want to be your new soul mate, or in fact have any contact with you at all. As incredible as it may sound, it is in fact the truth.

I guess this was all inspired by the various recent reports on the inherent evilness of MySpace. It doesn't have a thing to do with MySpace itself. It's the people who use it, who happen to be just as frustrating and occassionally dangerous as the people in the real world. Therefore, you use the same common sense in dealing with them as you're supposed to being using in the real world. And if you're not doing that, it sure the hell isn't some website's fault.

But, please, at least no more sparkly animated gifs. Let common sense prevail in design if nothing else.

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Even Better Music News

I have four words for you (albeit one hyphenated): all-dwarf KISS tribute band.

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Monday, April 17, 2006

My New Tattoo

Metal: A Headbanger's Journey

Just try and resist wanting to view a first-rate tour of musical metallurgy . Go ahead, try. See, you can't do it. Especially if it features "'Wayne's World'-like reverence," which apparently it does.

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Silent Bob Speaks

You know, Kevin Smith is a good storyteller. I just discovered that he's been blogging about friend Jason Mewes's past substance addiction, and it's worthwhile, if sad, reading. My favorite bit of absurdity is the woman from the rehab clinic who claims Smith's films influenced Mewes's drug use, because the character he portrays in them is a dealer. Brilliant. Just think about how many innocent souls have been lured into hard drug use by the wiles of cinematic Jay.

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Mommy Wars

At the Atlantic Monthly, another review of the essay collection The Mommy Wars, which refers to the escalating tension between women who choose to have children and women who choose to have careers. I like this review because it brings up a point virtually none of the dicussions about this topic I've encountered has: namely, that the majority of working mothers don't have the luxury of making the choice.

This entire issue just angers me, a woman's place in work vs. home. There's so many assumptions, prejudices and confusions, and so little of it is relevant to the fact that every individual has to make her own decisions based on her own particular circumstances. There is no all-purpose moral measurement that can determine which is the best path to follow.

I've come up against it in my own life, and it's led me to one conclusion: do whatever the hell you want to do. If you want kids and no career, career and no kids, or both, or you want to make the decision later in life ... you can find a way to succeed at it, no matter which you choose. Just don't judge or look down on anyone who makes a different choice than you do. Period.

See, I just solved a currently much-debated academic ideological and ethical quandary. Being a working-class mom who just has to get shit done helps clear things up remarkably.

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50 Best Robots Ever

I missed posting this, and even though it's a couple of months old, I thought it merited inclusion in the All-Mighty Blog of Jen: the 50 best robots ever.

This reminds me that I'm seriously thinking of getting a Roomba, basically so that I can have my own robot to dress up and make fight my enemies. I guess I need it to clean my carpet, too.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006

Victoria's Secret Goes Wireless

The Ipex Bra Tech Forum:

Have you tried restarting the bra? If that doesn't work, you may have to reinstall the software. BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR PREFERENCES to an ext hard drive! First time I reinstalled, it switched from Earth Mother to Banana, ouch!

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Public Service Announcement

This website has original drawings made by children who are abducted by aliens. It includes drawings of aliens, alien spacecraft, alien hybrids, children being abducted by aliens, and the things aliens do to children.

Sadly, this is an issue that just doesn't get enough media coverage. Please do your part to spread the word. And don't forget to click the link on the left for instructions on how to construct your own thought screen helmet. One can never be too prepared.

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JenUpdate

Personal updates on the LiveJournal. Blog officially back in circulation.